Happy miscellany

Today, my roommate coined the phrase "makeout hangover."

Yesterday, my mother admitted that my family may be actually incapable of handling one another's company without alcohol.

This week, a friend--indebted by law school, no doubt--spent more than $70 on a Clint Eastwood poster for his new apartment.

This month, my closest guy friend purchased a maroon and orange cube van, decked out with floor-to-ceiling red shag carpet and a pleather chair.

I'm surrounded by such interesting people.